- "Wow, Angela is looking rough." (I realize the actress is pregnant in real life and is probably exhausted and what not, but it was sure an unflattering light or something. Make the pregnant lady pretty, people. She deserves it.)
- "Kelly is right. Ryan Howard, that smug, pompous, malicious, obnoxious little cokehead needs to die."
- "Michael might have been right about Toby all along."
- "That Office spin-off NBC announced last month HAD better be called Rehab and involve Ryan Howard's multiple 12-step apologies to Jim or heads will roll. And move to Costa Rica, Toby. Nobody wants you here. Especially not Pam."
- "Poor Michael."
Actually, the last one has come up a lot in the episodes since the writer's strike. I don't know how I feel about that.