22 November 2006

Maybe I'll Move to Australia

Do you guys ever have one of those days where everything seems to go wrong? Where life veers off into some alternate course and you want just one thing to go right, but it turns out that even the Christmas tree ornament you wanted at Hallmark is only available to people in some special club and you have to buy three other ornaments to be eligibile for the stupid club, and then the avocados you picked out for the guacamole you plan on making for the tacos you are having for dinner aren't quite ripe and require an act of Congress to mash up and finally, while sitting at dinner you are about to take a drink of your grape juice when you notice that a spider, the animal you hate most on all the earth, is drowning in your grape juice. And there is no more grape juice. That is the kind of day that today was.

10 comments:

Katie said...

I'm sorry! Particularly about the spider in the grape juice...I hate spiders.

Panini said...

ewww. Does Halmark really do that? What a stupid rule. Aren't they the place that's supposed to make our dreams come true?
sorry about the crappy day.

aquamarine said...

Die spiders, die! *shivers* Hope you are having a better day today!!

Esperanza said...

Did the spider get poured into your glass from the grape juice or did you have done dead in your class already? ewwewewewewewew gross!!! p.s. I am having one of those sorts of days today!

Scully said...

The spider seemed to have dropped from the ceiling and was in the process of drowning when I saw him. I'm glad he was still moving or I mightn't have seen him in time. Thank goodness for small favors, right? Sorry for the bad day, E.

Esperanza said...

Okay so you didn't drink the "spide juices" in your juice then? or did you?

CherBear said...

Come on E, would you drink the spidey juice? That's totally disgusting.

Esperanza said...

I could see myself doing that on accident and never ever drinking grape juice for the rest of my life! LOL.

CherBear said...

I could probably do that on accident too and then be freaking out that I would get some wierd spider disease or something. They say you swallow spiders in your sleep anyway, which really wigs me out.

CherBear said...

By the way, Australia has more bugs and wierd animals than here so you may want to just stay here.